William (Will, Willy, Dickhead) Bruce Wade Appelbe

Born at 7.30am on the 27th of June 1990 and raised in the (not so) mighty settlement of Timaru.

Will fell down the stairs of his house in the suburb of Gleniti when he was 2 and is the possible reason why hes a bit of a retard. This wasnt helped by an incident involving falling off his bike at the BMX track at age 12, landing him a night in hospital, and a series of repressed memories of a copy of the Mona Lisa painting that hung in the hall way that scared the living @%$# out of him when he was growing up.

At the beginning of 2009 he escaped Timaru and made his way to Christchurch via a series of hitchhikes, paying a hobo for a piggy back ride, and jumping on a train near Rolleston.

Will enjoys his music. He listens to many different types, Especially Heavy Metal, Rock, Dance and Blues (Even though he enjoys his dance music he still wonders how he ended up on a dance radio station considering hes sometimes seen sporting an Iron Maiden T-shirt). He loves playing the guitar, enjoying a few drinks with his friends, and has recently tried his hand at home brewing beer (dont even think about it, it tastes like shit)